We’re sorry. The land of the free and the home of the brave has been relocated to… Germany.
So in Germany, they’ve been planning to include biometric data in things like e-passports.
And the (awesome band of hackers) Chaos Computer Club wanted none of it.
So they somehow got the fingerprint of the secretary of the interior (Wolfgang Schäuble) and published it. Hugely. In their magazine, on foil, with instructions on how to overlay it onto your own finger, making you scan biometrically as the secretary. A bazillion random Germans could, in e-passports, pass as Schäuble.
I find this awesome.
The government is considering legal action.
Schäuble has been going on and on about how taking fingerprints wouldn’t really be a breach of security. I’m intrigued to see how he reacts to this.
the original news story, in german
best comment I’ve seen so far: “in other news, German officials have stopped touching things.“
Thoughts? Justice or overkill (or both)?
So I’m not the only one that does this
Choice of literature as a barometer for love?
Um, ka-YES.
It’s not the only factor; it’s not like “YOU LIKE DAN BROWN OBVIOUSLY WE CAN’T DATE,” but matching taste in literature is wonderful.
I would completely shriek to my friends if someone I liked didn’t know Pushkin. Eugene Onegin, anyone?
Although I take offense at the “Virginia Woolf (too Virginia Woolf)” comment. I like Virginia Woolf, though she may overuse semicolons at times. Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself, and well she should. Everyone has a suicidal lady author phase (some people love Woolf, some Plath, some Sexton, etc.).
Thoughts? Books you like?
I may be forced to put up a book list eventually. Jesus.
If you like trashy chicklit, now is your chance to confess.
Man, I’m an English dork. Books and grammar all the way….
I would like to issue an apology
for the steady stream of angstiness that this blogger has been spewing forth.
And I mean that in the classical sense. Angst! Not moody teen with a bad haircut angst, but… like, Rilkean angst. Angst in the sense it was loaned to English with. Check the etymology.
So, once again, I’m sorry.
#127
Last night, I dreamed that my dad came home.
He’s still in the hospital.
on blood thinners and other difficulties
The “on chemotherapy and other difficulties” redux!
So for those of you who have been asking (and I do thank you for asking), here’s what’s wrong, what’s been eating me lately, whatever.
My dad’s in the hospital again. The long and short of it is that he needs to have a feeding tube (go google “gastric feeding tube” or something along those lines) because he can no longer swallow. His chemo was changed about a month ago from a cocktail of taxotera, carboplatin, and cetuximab, to what he’s on now, 5-flourouracil. The drug or the change in drugs or some interaction or the way it makes his tumors swell or his mucusitis or something has led him to not be able to swallow anything anymore (again! this happened on the first round of chemo, before the t/c/c cocktail).
So, anyway, he’s in the hospital because he needs a feeding tube. He was starving to death, and the feeding tube will help. Okay.
Remember that blood thinner we fought so damn fucking hard to get?
Now think. What would happen in surgery (like the kind you need to place a G-tube) to someone with medicinally thinned blood?
He or she would bleed out.
So the doctors, in their infinite wisdom, are letting -nay, making- him just sit there. So he’s just sitting in a hospital bed downtown. Alone. They’ve put him on vitamin K to help thicken up his blood whilst they wait for the rest of the Lovenox to leave his system. Damn it.
His doctor is on vacation. Obviously, I understand, everyone needs a break now and again, but this is highly annoying. Nothing will get done until he’s home and able to treat my father.
I hate this. I hate hospitals. The last time he just sat in a hospital bed and waited for something to happen, he got deep-vein thrombosis (threatening pulmonary embolism!) and a hospital-acquired staph infection.
I don’t want that to happen again.
I hate this.
my choir is doing a setting of
this poem. For the contemporary festival. Get excited. To be performed sometime in may or june, with the lovely mezzosopran-ish Nadia on the big/shiny/only solo. Needless to say, I’m extremely excited that we’re moving away from crap pseudo-whatever and onto something I actually like.
So!
THE SONG OF WANDERING AENGUS
by: W.B. Yeats
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WENT out to the hazel wood, - Because a fire was in my head,
- And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
- And hooked a berry to a thread;
- And when white moths were on the wing,
- And moth-like stars were flickering out,
- I dropped the berry in a stream
- And caught a little silver trout.
- When I had laid it on the floor
- I went to blow the fire a-flame,
- But something rustled on the floor,
- And some one called me by my name:
- It had become a glimmering girl
- With apple blossom in her hair
- Who called me by my name and ran
- And faded through the brightening air.
- Though I am old with wandering
- Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
- I will find out where she has gone,
- And kiss her lips and take her hands;
- And walk among long dappled grass,
- And pluck till time and times are done
- The silver apples of the moon,
- The golden apples of the sun.
passing musical epiphany thing
okay so this is random and brief but before the music ritards and i lose it
i’m listening to philip glass’ metamorphosis five (BECAUSE I’M A DORK THAT’S WHY) and my hand is on my neck and my watch is near my ear and it’s ticking in time. forgive the lack of punctuation and capitalization, ladies and gentlemen, but this is really cool.
i’m very pleased with this.
also, in the world of modern and repetitive, today I discovered german techno made of remixed birdsong. rule of the internet: if you can imagine it, it exists. even if it is some blonde guy you’ve never heard of yammering on and on in german over birdsong computer-parsed to have a thudding beat. i mean, what? i am, however, absolutely intrigued. this guy has something. i’m not sure what, but something. more later.
apparently it’s video week at T&T
I really liked this, mostly because when I describe myself as a feminist, I get those “wow, you’re a fem-separatist/ feminazi/ man-hating ball-busting asshole” looks. It’s refreshing to catch a brief feminist-organization video with guys in it, with confident, short-skirtedwomen in it. What a joy.
And I felt like sharing.
So I did.
worth your time.
Watch. Think.
#121
If you’re a dancer, you’ll never stop dancing.
As soon as you start, you start wanting to get better. You’ll point your toes, and you’ll tap under your desk and chassé down the halls, whatever. You’ll crunch and press and stretch until you’re up to it, and you’ll have to try really really hard to not strangle those jocks who insist that dancers aren’t athletes. We do them one better- athletes and artists.
It’s okay; we all know that they wouldn’t last an hour in a swing class. You just know that they would be all hamhanded, incompetent leaders, pathetically shoving some poor girl’s lower back hither and thither.
But if you love it, it follows you everywhere. You’ll always be conscious of how you sit, how you stand, how your thumbs look. When you’re walking your dog, you’ll look down and realize that you’re walking in three against the two of the pavement (music freaks, you know you’ve done that). You’ll pull your spine up like there’s a string running from your head (heard it; haven’t you), you’ll pull your navel to your spine (heard it; haven’t you), and you’ll walk toeheel down the street.
And I love it.